You are an undergraduate whose stellar work on the china acquisition committee has earned you the opportunity to tea with the Prince. Strangely, you and Charles have fallen into a deep conversation. Suddenly he hesitates, almost as if he were going to invite you over to Buckingham Palace for the start of the party season.
7. At this delicate juncture, what is the worst thing you could possibly say?
A. "41 inches, eh?."
B. "I just love Argentina, don't you?"
C. "Have you ever seen Dumbo?"
Your Score: You receive 1 point for every A, 5 points for every B, 10 points for every C. Multiply the total by Princess Fergie's waistline, divided by Princess Margaret's weight, and subtract Queen Elizabeth's hat size. Stir fry over low heat, and serve chilled with white wine.