C. Confused. You always thought Prince was Black.

You are still Bok (sorry), and Charles is wondering aloud who the scruffy ruffians shouting "Derek Bok get the word, this is not Johannesburg" in the foyer might be.

4. What do you do?

A. Distract Charles by mentioning "Bloom County" or the I.R.A.

B. Attribute the incident to Yale, MIT, the Lampoon, mob fever, mass hallucination, Ecstasy, Bud Lite, or flying saucers.

C. Explain that they are your groupies.

5. The same as Question 4, except you are Sissela rather than Derek. What do you do?

A. Lie.

B. Lie.

C. Lie, but only a little.

You are Dean of Students Archie C. Epps III. You have just been introduced to Prince Charles.

6. Which of the following best describes your reaction?

A. You have more titles than Charles, but you feel sorry for the fellow and agree to shake his hand.

B. You tactfully enquire if Charles is willing to trade a Mastership at Oxford for a slightly battered soul and a vat of broccoli-cheese pasta.

C. You compliment him on his accent.