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Dull the Pain

DRINKING AGE

However, I have not been authorized by the Harvard Corporation to confirm or deny rumors that Crimson Key tour guides and Dorm Crew workers have been deputized by the county to enforce the law.

Dear Dan:

I am a Harvard history professor and am throwing a wedding party for my daughter next week at the Faculty Club. My daughter--let's call her Lola--is my only child, and I want everything to I as perfect as I am.

Lola is very mature for her age, but her age is still 19. What do I do when everyone toasts her and she wants to drink?   --Lost In Time

Dear Lost:

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Dear Dan:

I know the 21 drinking age is the law but I still can't understand. If I'm old enough to get drafted, to be tried as a adult in court, and to see below Madonna's belly button, why can't I drink. It just doesn't seem fair.   --Desperately Seeking Logi

Dear Desperately:

You're never too young to give to Harvard.   Clark J. Freshman

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