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A Christmas Cavil

And add especially, to de-mythologize:

You may have noticed that our list, though bright

And well drawn up, is mostly male and white.

Much joy we wish, therefore, advance-admired,

To all professors who are not yet hired.

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Likewise to Kearns, whose chair is full at last,

To Bowles and Art MacEwan, whom they passed,

Whitlock, and Thomson, formerly of State--

Whom, with the first, we all would gladly rate

The best and brightest star who worked for Johnson.

Salud to Companero Daniel Swanson.

Happiness to our gentle readers, too.

A year of racial peace for Pettigrew--

Which brings us back to high affairs of state.

Remember, friends, sans plans, who graduate:

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