May GRO win votes from here to Malden,
And B.F. Skinner find a second Walden.
DeVore and Herrnstein, too (the wily foxes!)
Now SDS is gone, get Skinner's boxes.
Yet Harvard leftists thrive--students have stood enough.
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Which leaves us Kifner, Marichal, and Goodenough,
Eisenberg, Wald, Schwartz, Rosenkrantz, and Woodside,
To all of whom, and more, only the good side
Of next year's luck should shine, had we our way.
To Oscar Handlin, happy New Year's Day.
Had we but world enough and time, we'd add
The zillion other folks whose names we had.
But since we haven't patience up to line 'em--
John Marquand, both the Bells, A. Arthurs, Bynum--
To all our other friends, we now apologize,
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