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The Love Game

At the Brattle God knows how long

Scene: the balcony of the Brattle Theatre. Characters: Gardner, Sokolov, Auspitz, and Hiss.)

Gardner: Looks like a loser.

Sokolov: I want to go home.

Auspitz: Ah. After all those dreary British comedies and Hollywood laff riots, the real thing is here at last: Gaelic Wit. Ho. ho: Victor fell out of bed again.

Sokolov: Please, fellahs, let me go home.

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Miss: I'm beginning to get it. She wants him to marry her so she can have a baby (though of course I don't see how that necessarily follows, or why it should).

Gardner: It's getting worse.

Sokolov: Lemme, lemme, lemme.

Auspitz: How Parisian, Victor just said salaud.

Hiss: Brendan Gill of the New Yorker says: "The girl wants the young man to marry her, so she can start having a family... Philippe de Broca stops at nothing in the way of gags and tricks to make us laugh."

Gardner: If only we could.

Auspitz: Hey, Voila, they're back in bed again.

Gardner: Wow.

Sokolov: Please, already.

Auspitz: How's that for a line full of Gallic insight: "Victor's like a butterfly: you must take him as he is."

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