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Cabbages & Kings

First Crimed: Uh, do you have nay hobbies?

Patricia: What?

Second Crimed: Where's your home town?

Patricia: Well. roller skating and things, tennis--oh, Chicago.

Miss United States: Well, hello! What part?

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Patricia: South Shore.

Miss Unites States: Oh, I lived on the North side, but I used to spend my weekends down on the South side . . .

Second Crimed: What are you majoring in?

Patricia: Oh, history, but I'll try to get a background in English literature so I can combine it in my thesis.

Miss United States: Yes.

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