Tom Ramey "Ask Pondo"

Gene McElvaney "Sorry, no releases"... and so on into the night. These breaks ahead at Thanksgiving and Christmas also promise to make this next a fast moving four months.

Middles

But before longevity incorporated takes us away completely we'll give the midshipmen a line on what to expect from the various members of the faculty this term.

Prof. de Haas--Don't lose sight of the wisdom amid his wisecracks. Make any discussion comprehensive and do it all the Dutch way.

Prof. Merriam Remember the old adage about barks honor the exalted name of Standard Oil-Allah!

Professor Bursk--For a "D" here

(1) review the market

(2) re-review the market

(3) step back and take an over-all view, then review the market again. This is the straight dope.

Prof. Barloon-It's all empirical in this course and nothing is sacred, so discuss every angle.

Prof. Neff--Be practical and follow the colored chalk diagrams carefully.

Prof. Bliss--Keep your head and pencil busy in this class.

Mr. Bingham--An adding machine has a heart, you'll find. Just make a frequency distribution of all figures and ask questions.

Mrs. Bonn--This is the lady non-com in the office whom you may know by this time. She can and will help you with any official problems.

Mrs. Inglis--In the students club second floor you can get information on anything from where to spend a date or to put a bet on a sure thing in the third race at Rockingham. A very helpful person known affectionately as Mrs. I.

From here on just consult a junior officer when in dire need and get your old eight hours, and you need have no fears