To the chair of the dean in a dizzy hop--
That's a pretty good rise from a bottle top.
To old Harvard Law there's a mighty rush
Of bright young men in a growing crush
To observe where students of law may get--
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With a quart of milk and a cigarette!
And they greet the dean on his glassy chair
With their "ohs!" and "ash!" as he's balanced there,
For it clearly shows that a law career
Isn't half as dull as it might appear.
So for Harvard Law let us give a cheer
And its nimble dean who's without a peer!
And a hoot at Yale, where the dean, they say,
Lights a cigarette in the regular way!
--N.Y. "Sun"