(Ed. Note: The following is a verbatim record from a full page advertisement in the Cornell Sun. A picture of a unshaven, filthy, albeit jovial bum smiling over a glass of beer headed the page. A 180-bold "Prohibition" smacked the eye from the center of the advt.)
Ten years of temperance.
Our great and noble experiment is a success
Drinkeries have disappeared
Drunkenes is unknown
Alcoholism has been annihilated
The beer barons are bankrupt.
The dream of the WCTC is realized
The chocolate soda has become our national drink.
Our jails are deserted.
Politics has been purified
We lead the world in morality
Law and order prevail in all our land.
No more does beer defile Cayuga's blue when the Spring zephyrs bless our land.
No more does the aroma of malt beverage permeate our Halls of Learning.
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