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THE CRIME

Which comes to the mentally fit. --Reginald De Puyster Advocate.

To those who have suggested for inclusion among additions to the Radcliffe library "Why We Behave Like Human Beings", one may suggest "Easy Steps For Little Feet" evidently published for their benefit in the March issue of a local periodical.

Those there are who take their caviar

At Childs.

Some prefer to take their pretzeis

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At the Guard.

The Sahara may be fair

But it isn't even there

That one names his favorite lair.

REFRAIN

It's the good old, grand old Splendid

Where Hortense eats buttered toast.

It's the good old, grand old Splendid

Which is Northern Cambridge's boast.

There are those who eat their filet in

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