Gentlemen of the mails--Your recent bill for memory course received. For got to mention when I ordered same that I was broke and couldn't pay. I recall this easily now, however, as course was fine, and I shall always remember your kindness. With fond recollections, etc. P. S.--You need not remind me of this matter again.
Eddie Cantor Sets Shelley Right
Music, when soft voices die,
Vibrates in the memory
Odors, when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken,
Rose-leaves, when the rose is dead,
Are heaped for the beloved's bed;
And so thy thoughts when thou art gone,
Love itself shall slumber on. Shelley.
Now look here, Shelley, this'll never do!
You gotta be more lively when you're blue:
Make it short and snappy.
Keep the feelin' happy.
Use some slang and common cuss-words too.
