For I feared a summons, citing
Me to visit Mr. Hill; - he
"Ships" the culprit, will he, nil he.
My sins were red as scarlet
From a proctor's point of view; -
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Far more read than is Magenta, -
And I thought, or rather knew,
That the Faculty had sent a
Warning home for quite as few
Boyish faults as those which enter
On my page, - I, rather blue,
Tear the envelope in two.
O, howl for exultation!
Gentle reader, list; know that a
Hatter of undoubted talent
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