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Eric Pulier
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The Stigma of a Harvard Degree
E ACH year sixteen hundred parents send their little bundles of protoplasm off to Harvard with great delight. In addition
Academia Nuts
T HERE ARE certain subjects about which no modern person can write well. Prominent among these subjects are philosophy, radical
The Reading Period Blues
T HERE ARE students at Harvard who are quite happy with the academic schedule. There are also people at Harvard
The Insanity Defense
O NCE UPON a time there were some people who had nothing important to do. This caused them to go
Hair Today, Still There Tomorrow
I 'M A senior--on the brink of being admitted into the company of educated men and women--and there are still
The Waiting is the Hardest Part
T ECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCES reinforce our standing among the laughably inferior forms of life. Compared to the sniveling beasts of the
The Inside Dope
T HE GINSBURG "dope" controversy led to an amusing turnaround in the American government. Democrats, normally not keen on the
A Tie That Binds
"M Y, how nicely many of my classmates are dressing these days!" I remarked to no one in particular. "They
Oh, Those Golden Grands
W HEN A wedding anniversary occurs The Wife always thinks that The Husband has forgotten about it. This makes her
Full of It
M ANY OF America's richest men began as self-important obnoxious bastards, so I would never knock the lifestyle. All I'm
Money Changes Everything
E VERY MORNING construction workers awaken North House residents by banging wood planks against each other in an effort to
Morons and Millions
T HIS SUMMER The New York Times ran a piece by William E. Geist that reported the publication of two
The Happiness Principle
Y AY! I'M happy! I finally figured out why I can't concentrate on schoolwork, why I can't read long books
Terrorism's Untapped Potential
T HIS SUMMER I paid to enclose my body within a multiton metal capsule that was then elevated 10,000 feet
Achieving the Divine Spark
A S MAN ACQUIRES MORE AND MORE knowledge of his surroundings, he is always joyful in his discovery that no
