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Leaving The Facebook Behind Dartboard has been thefacebook.com-free since Sunday and, unlike that poor soul from the Independent who nearly
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To Elect Or Not Elect That is the question. No, Dartboard is not talking about the Undergraduate Council elections. Dartboard
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Why Stop At Posters? The small cloistered world of Harvard elections has been thrown into a sense of disarray. Campaigns
Four More Years
Spending Away My Sorrows Every November the shortening of the days brings bouts of seasonal depression to Harvard’s work-addled undergraduates.
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Bring On The Deans! Dartboard could barely contain his laugher at the University’s recent announcement that an Alcohol Dean will
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Cheek or Chic? The sun was hovering over the horizon like a fiery orange UFO as Dartboard made his way
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Stephen W. Stromberg ’05 Editorial Chair In a fit of rage, filmmaker Michael Moore will finally lose it and gun
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Stephen W. Stromberg ’05 Editorial Chair In a desperate attempt to stay in business, the Grolier Poetry Bookshop will go
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Stephen W. Stromberg '05 Editorial Chair Donald Rumsfeld will actually become Secretary of State. Benjamin J. Toff '05 Editorial
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Stephen W. Stromberg ’05 Editorial Chair After a disappointing meal, council President Matthew W. Mahan ’05 will take out his
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Facebook Philandering Dartboard was very pleased to find that thefacebook.com has allowed its users to reveal even more information about
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Stephen W. Stromberg ’05 Editorial Chair Dean Kirby will move to phase out undergraduates from the College after realizing
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Adams House Apparatchiks A defense of the indefensible usually makes for amusing arguments. So far, defenders of interhouse restrictions in
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A Matter of Adams Justice Dartboard readily concedes that Dartboard is a master at pissing people off. Dartboard talks too
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Stephen W. Stromberg '05 Editorial Chair After giving Council of Economic Advisers Chair N. Gregory Mankiw a noogie for favoring
