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Crimson staff writer

Marykate Jasper

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Bipedal Road Rage

As the close of another decade approaches, we all have to accept that the future is coming. Flash drives are ...

In The Meantime

Sit, Stay, Go Away

OK, dog owners in and around Harvard College, I know that you think your dogs are the most adorable things in the world.

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Wicked Misleading

Mankind has executed many an excellent con through its long history of thinking and using tools–tricking animals into domesticating, breaking ...

In The Meantime

Strategize This

Resume padding is the new game in natural selection. Think about it. Animals just trick each other into mating. That ...

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The Beastly Reality of the Core

I hate pretentious douche bags that like to talk about how “exciting” the Core is. You’ve probably been subjected to ...

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