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Bell Lap 2: Take Your Red Folder and Run
Please show this to your prefrosh! We address this column to the prefrosh because they have the most potential and
Bell Lap 2: Quad? Whatev, They All Suck
Freshmen, by the time you read this you probably already know your fate. And if you don’t know yet, we’ll
Master and Commander
First off, we want to apologize for our absence these past few weeks, but we have been up to our
Bell Lap 2: Tomorrow’s Campus Tour, Today!
There has been a very minor controversy at Harvard this year, and of course, we want in. The question is:
Bell Lap 2: Bleeding Crimson, But From Where?
It’s Harvard-Yale week again, and that means that our school spirit is running higher than Yale’s reparation debts. Hell, Peter
Your Celibacy: Harvard’s Fault?
A lot of people have been coming up to us on the street with their responses to our column, which
Thinking Globally, Acting Stupidly
Having been raised in Wisconsin and steeped in its progressive politics, we came to campus ready to join the good
Scoring What They Can at Oktoberfest
We would like to begin this column by commending Fun Czar John T. Drake ’06 for pulling off a memorable
Sex, Drugs, and Savings Accounts
After our poop jokes last week, D.A.’s mom sent us an e-mail suggesting that these columns might affect our employment
Bell Lap 2: Welcome Back, Mammalians
Having spent our summers in America’s intellectual mecca, we thought readjusting to school would be easy, but it is always
