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Final Bell Lap: Reflections on Harvard
Reflecting on our time at Harvard is a totally depressing exercise. These four years have been packed with strikeouts, weak
Starring Peter J. Martinez, as Himself
The other day, at my weekly counseling session, the psychiatrist asked me what some of my coping techniques were. I
Bell Lap 2: Take Your Red Folder and Run
Please show this to your prefrosh! We address this column to the prefrosh because they have the most potential and
Master and Commander
First off, we want to apologize for our absence these past few weeks, but we have been up to our
Taint Love If It Don’t Hurt
The two of us have had a really tough week. We thought the relationship was going great, but then Peter
Bell Lap 2: Tomorrow’s Campus Tour, Today!
There has been a very minor controversy at Harvard this year, and of course, we want in. The question is:
Bell Lap 2: Bleeding Crimson, But From Where?
It’s Harvard-Yale week again, and that means that our school spirit is running higher than Yale’s reparation debts. Hell, Peter
Your Celibacy: Harvard’s Fault?
A lot of people have been coming up to us on the street with their responses to our column, which
A Modest Proposal: Final Clubs
It’s punch season again, and this year it’s really getting to us. We are sick of seeing sophomores dressed to
Thinking Globally, Acting Stupidly
Having been raised in Wisconsin and steeped in its progressive politics, we came to campus ready to join the good
Scoring What They Can at Oktoberfest
We would like to begin this column by commending Fun Czar John T. Drake ’06 for pulling off a memorable
Bell Lap 2: Welcome Back, Mammalians
Having spent our summers in America’s intellectual mecca, we thought readjusting to school would be easy, but it is always
Words of Wisdom From Bell Lap 2
When we were selected last year as the new writers of the Bell Lap, many assumed that we would keep
