In the number "The Udder Truth", Tilda Cowscomehome, played by Kyle Dancewicz '11, begs her beloved cow, "Bjorn, helpen oosen getten oot of dissen mess, pleasen be our guiden to dee greaten Vishnu yes?...If you don't be helpen oosen this, I promise you Imma turnin' you into a Svedish meatball zen I mount your face up on my mantle und I tie your udder to your hoossell glut!" When Bjorn agrees, the others rejoice, "Show us Bjorn, be our guy, just don't give us E. Coli!"
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