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Go to study spot?

A: My House library

B: Cabot Science Center

C: Lamont

Midnight study meal?

A: Joe’s

B: Whatever is in the closest vending machine

C: Jefe’s

When did you start studying?

A: A couple days ago.

B: A week ago mentally, tonight physically.

C: A week ago, actually.

What are you listening to?

A: Nothing…

B: Pre-Function Hype Playlist. I must trick my mind.

C: Classical Music

Who are you studying with?

A: My friends in the class… this is solidarity.

B: Whoever I recognize in the library.

C: Alone, duh.

Results:
Mostly A’s: Mildly Cooked

You are going to be okay. I wouldn’t necessarily want to be in your position, but you are probably going to be above the average. You know enough to look smart when your (cooked) friends ask you questions, but you don’t know enough to actually get a score that matches your perceived intelligence. But I wouldn’t worry. It’s only the midterm, and you’ll scrape by with a passable grade. Good job. Hope I didn’t jinx you.

Mostly B’s: Go Ahead And Log Off For Me

Yeah, I’m not even going to try to ease your pain here; you are done for. There is no chance that you are getting a good grade, unless you are a genius. Even if you think you are naturally above average at the subject, you still need to review. And chances are, you aren’t giving yourself enough time, aren’t giving yourself enough fuel, and aren’t giving yourself enough sleep to achieve a good score. Maybe start sooner next time. Finals is your comeback season, trust. Or maybe we consider pass/fail.

Mostly C’s: You Are Defo Throwing Off The Curve

You are going to piss everyone off in a couple of days when the Prof projects the score-curve onto the screen, and you get a 98. Yeah. But, to be fair, you deserve it. Don’t let the influx of salty SideChat warriors make you feel bad about yourself. You worked hard. You studied early. You took care of yourself. And you set yourself up for success in the class. Go ahead and buy yourself a sweet treat as a reward for your valiant efforts, and breathe easier knowing you don’t have to work half as hard as your classmates will during finals season. Maybe start playing your Christmas playlist now, to get into that holiday joy they’ll be deprived of.