{shortcode-1ca53a16028440be3c733aad65cd841559f48683}For those of us who are unlucky enough (or lucky enough, you choose) to be single, approaching Feb. 14 can be a dreaded thing, another day where we have to scroll through 10,000 Instagram stories with sappy quotes like “my person” or “light of my life”. The light of my life is when HUDS puts out ice cream in Berg on a day that’s not Sunday. That being said, we are here to make Feb. 14 better! Take this quiz to find some fun/cool/quirky things to do to make this day almost as MORE fun than if you were spending it with your ~soulmate~.

Why do you think you’re single?

A. I don’t have time to find someone with my 5 p-sets a week

B. Deep down, I fear that I’m unlovable

C. I’m too cool for anyone at this school

D. Still just looking for the right person

What is your favorite stereotypical Harvard class?

A. Math 55

B. EC10 (I can hide in the huge lecture)

C. HAA Seminar

D. LS1B

What are you doing for Spring Break?

A. Staying on campus to catch up on all my readings/p-sets/papers

B. Going home <3

C. None of your business

D. Friends trip to [insert tropical destination]

What is your favorite dining hall drink?

A. A black cup of Fogbuster coffee

B. Blue Powerade (you’re probably an athlete)

C. Mixed juice concoction

D. Chocolate milk

What does your ideal Friday night look like?

A. Staying in and getting ahead on my homework… maybe venturing to Cabot if I feel social

B. Checking out the party scene (or lack thereof) with my friends

C. Movie night with friends (Clueless, anyone?)

D. 10 p.m. bedtime for me… It’s time to catch up on my sleep

Where is your favorite place to study?

A. Lamont

B. Widener

C. Cabot

D. A coffee shop in the square, like Faro (before they banned laptops) or Flour

Results

Mostly A’s: Go to MQC (you seem too stressed about school to be concerned about love)

Mostly B’s: Look up the Harvard's acceptance rate (boost your ego)

Mostly C’s: Watch Saltburn five times (deep down we’re all in a parasocial relationship with Barry)

Mostly D’s: Take yourself on a solo date to Trader Joe’s and buy yourself some flowers and chocolate!