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We all know Harvard students are a bunch of Smarties (with the exception of a few Dum-Dums), but in case you’ve ever wondered what specific Halloween candy your house is, Flyby has you covered.
Pforzheimer: Whatchamacallit
Honestly pretty great, but nobody knows how to pronounce it.
Currier: Sour Patch Kids
Who are we Kidding, of course the Currier kids are sour about their trek to the quad.
Cabot: Swedish Fish
Was going to roast them, but then I Scaled it down because I felt too Gill-ty.
Mather: Snickers
...from everyone who isn’t in Mather.
Dunster: Ferrero Rocher
Looks super bougie now that it’s renovated, but full of nuts.
Leverett: Milky Way
Lev may not shine like 24-karat gold, but its towers reach up to the shining stars, and what it lacks in karats it makes up for in carrot-eating rabbits.
Adams: Chocolate Gold Coins
Looks like it should be worth a lot, but is actually very mediocre. While Adams used to be one of the most sought-after houses, it is now commonly Coined the Boston Rat Sanctuary.
Lowell: Green Tea Kit Kat
Here’s the Tea: Lowell is a classic but underappreciated house, and once its renovation is complete, it’ll be a new twist on a classic flavor.
Quincy: Candy Corn
Love it or hate it, Quincy is sweet and central.
Elliot: 100 Grand
...And they like to flaunt it.
Winthrop: Pop Rocks
Currently the most Pop-ular house that everyone thinks Rocks, but this is a fad that will pass once the next house gets renovated.
Kirkland: Bark Thins
Disclaimer: Not safe for consumption by Kirkland dogs or anyone who seeks to be (Bark) Thin.
But no matter what house you’re in, rest assured that deep within, we’re all Nerds.