{shortcode-30d657b58a9b1a367e225bcd05852e1fb8bc0191}No matter how many clubs you sign up for at the activities fair, you're guaranteed to have missed some you would’ve sold your soul to know about and join at least a handful of clubs you will never attend a meeting for. That being said, here are some pearls of wisdom:

DON’T (we repeat, do not) give a club your email address if you have zero intentions of joining but just want to feel as if you’re doing something productive by signing up. Soon enough, half of your emails will be from clubs you got peer-pressured into signing up for knowing fully well you didn’t want to. You might feel bad about saying no to the sign-up list, but not to worry! If all your tactics fail, just put down that annoying kid in your entryway’s email instead.

DO spend a lot of time exploring. It might be good to go through the whole fair more than once, especially if you have an idea of a club you want to join. There are more or less a zillion clubs here, and you’re bound to find pretty much anything you might want to do. Keep looking if you can’t find it! We promise, the club of ~your dreams~ is out there.