Are you kidding me?! Two snow days in a ROW? Take the time out of your wide open schedules to thank the weather gods for giving us an unexpected four-day weekend to prep us for our upcoming three-day weekend! At this point, the university might as well just shut down the school and let the students frolick, have snowball fights, sled down Widener Steps, and build snowmen to their heart’s content. Do you even remember where you put your homework, or have you just been using your hundred-dollar textbooks as rudimentary sleds? Good thing we didn’t come to college to learn!

IN THE ATMOSPHERE

Today there might be some snow floating around, although the bulk of it will probably be on the streets, preventing you from getting to your classes -- an absolute tragedy. And with highs of 32 degrees and lows of 16 degrees, the cold is not so crippling that you can’t spend an hour or two frolicking in the snow!

IN THE D-HALL

Lunch

Fried Chicken Drumsticks

Grape and Mozzarella Pizza

Seitan Tostadas

Dinner

Hoisin Glazed Salmon

Multigrain Rotini Primavera with Kidney Beans

Toasted Farro and Barley

ON FLYBY

1) Bean Boots Blues: Flyby is disappointed in all of you. Get a little more creative with your choice of winter footwear, please.

2) What You Actually Learn at Harvard: Spoiler alert -- it doesn’t include anything you “learn” in your classes.