For many students, winter break is a time to flop on the couch and watch TLC unapologetically while eating old Halloween candy enjoy time with family and write a strategic business plan for another startup. But for HUPD, the crime-fighting never stops.

December 11

Officers dispatched to a report of an attempted theft of a bowl of soup. Officers arrived and report individual gone on arrival.

“Please, sir, I want some more TomBasRav.”

December 12

Officer dispatched to take a report of individual peeping under a bathroom stall at another individual.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

December 15

Officer dispatched to take a report of a recovered stolen Harvard golf cart.

My Bucket List:

Steal a golf cart: check.

December 16

Officers dispatched to a report of individual causing a disturbance by taking their clothes off and jumping on the tables outside. Officers arrived, located individual and conducted a field interview. The individual was run for wants/warrants with negative results. The individual was given a verbal trespass warning for Au Bon Pain restaurant.

Listening to Nicki Minaj’s “Feeling Myself” will do that to you.

December 18