Editor's Note Appended.

"First you get a survey and here's how it goes / Fill out it, tell the truth, we won't judge or disclose / And have a conversation on your drinking (pause) goals."

Okay, these rhymes might not be destined for immortality, or even for opening Yardfest. So what? DAPA knows you'll be there.

9 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. tomorrow: National Alcohol Screening Day in the MAC.

Time for our annual pilgrimage!

EDITOR'S NOTE: April 20, 2013, at 8:47 a.m.

This planned National Alcohol Screening Day event did not occur due to the fact that Harvard was on lockdown on Friday.