Because the Harvard student audience is what makes Yardfest, Yardfest—here's a roundup of the best products of our eavesdropping.  

1. Guy on his phone: "I'm high! I mean hello!"

2. Woman looking on at a group of bro-tanked freshman: "I feel nauseous just looking at these people."

3. "This was a bad idea."

4. "Oh wait! I know this song!"

5. Someone waiting for Tyga to make his appearance, thinking he might never come onstage: "Guys, Tyga's protesting Harvard!"

6. "Yardfest sounds like it should be bright and sunny, but God didn't seem to get the message."

7. "Dude, we make it nasty like every day.''