Would the Delphic benefit from a rebranding effort? Somebody seems to think so.

On April Fools' Day, a number of paper slips were found in Currier House informing residents that the Delphic was to be renamed "The Dolphin"—apparently at the behest of the final club's Graduate Board. The prankster (or pranksters) also included in the note that further inquiries were to be directed to a mysterious personage only known as "Ms. Adele Finn."

Although this writer was unable to reach Finn for comment, unmasking the identity of the aforementioned might be best accomplished by a simple joke: What do you get when you cross a Delphic with a dolphin?