In this series, Crimson arts writer Brian A. Feldman '13 will describe to you, the reader, some videos he saw on the internet.
If you are reading these words, there are pretty good odds that you have heard of The Internet. For those of you who are unaware, The Internet is a complex system of 1s and 0s created almost exclusively for the purpose of sharing hilarious and/or ridiculous videos. Often times, these videos are about cats, but there are exceptions.
I will describe these videos to you and link to them, and then you can make the choice about whether or not to watch the videos. You are an adult, and I trust you to be responsible.
This Year's MVP | Puppy Bowl VIII
If you only watched the Super Bowl this past weekend, then you only witnessed half of the action. Puppy Bowl VIII also took place and it was ruthless. It was a real dog-eat-dog competition (sorry for that one!), although I must say that the Kitten Halftime Show was puuurrrrrrrrrfect (not apologizing for that one). Check out this video if you want to see some highlights and find out who won the coveted Bissell Most Valuable Puppy award.
Timelapse of a Tortoise Eating
This particular tortoise just goes to town on the salad he's eating. At first, I wasn't sure if this was sped-up footage of a tortoise eating salad or just footage of most students at Noch's at 1:30 a.m. on any given Saturday night. Right? Riiiiiight?? #college
"Cats and the 'Inception' soundtrack" is like a 21st-century version of "chocolate and peanut butter": a perfect combination that will almost certainly never get old. This cat needs to chill out, maybe go to Brain Break or something. I dunno. I'm not a cat expert. What do you think is wrong with this cat? Tell us in the comments!
Two-Faced Kitten Born Healthy In Port Charlotte, Florida
Watch out, cats with two faces. There's a new two-faced cat in town. The owners even named this one after Batman's friend-turned-nemesis Harvey Dent, probably because of the two-face thing, but maybe also because Harvey is a great name for a great cat. We'll never know.