The latest episode of On Harvard Time involved many Four Lokos, a crime-reducing operation at Tufts and a shocking revelation about final clubs.

Loathing the fact that Harvard was ranked third on the 2010 Daily Beast’s list of the 50 most dangerous American college campuses, OHT hosts suggested the only way to make Harvard number one was to bump Tufts University from the first place by reducing its crime rate. Freshman Zachary W. Guzman ’14 visited Tufts to clean the sidewalks and ensure relationships are consensual.

Between two sips of Four Loko, the hosts also presented a few pages from the Lowell swimsuit calendar scheduled for release at the end of the term. If you are not easily offended, don’t miss OHT’s mock pictures of other campus organizations. The Harvard Radcliffe Orchestra’s fake calendar shots were…interesting, to say the least.

At the end of the episode, screenwriter for “The Social Network” Aaron Sorkin sat down with OHT and spoke his mind about the Phoenix. Sorkin got the chance to tour the club while working on the movie. However, Sorkin wasn’t quite as impressed. “Sorry if I am insulting anyone at Harvard,” Sorkin said in the OHT episode, “but it looked to me like any fraternity house I have ever been at any college.” Ouch, we wonder what the Phoenix members will think of this.