Since FlyBy dreamt up tweets for some of our beloved administrators, we’ve actually stumbled upon a few real administrative Twitter accounts that put our musings to shame.

It turns out that Tom Jehn, the Expos program director, tweets under @trjehn. For someone whose job centers on clear and cogent writing, his tweets are a tad ironic:

poking a finger into my eye 6:50 AM Jun 11th from web

poking a finger into my other eye 7:03 AM Jun 11th from web

More tweets after the jump.

He also uses Twitter to set good examples for us youngsters:

So hard to tweet and drive 7:04 PM Jun 23rd from txt

And, of course, to rant about his job:

Beginning to look for another job since my employer will probably downsize me in a year.9:57 AM Jul 9th from txt

The Lord is going to use Sunday to search for administrative inefficiencies.6:57 PM Jun 23rd from txt

..uh, such as your Twitter account?

There’s also Stephanie Kenen, the administrative director of Gen Ed, or as she writes in her bio, an “ overeducated bureaucrat.”

I have apparently become the resident evil bitch-dean from hell. Everyone’s afraid of me. I’m not that mean, am I? 8:30 PM Jul 22nd from web