Important breaking news: The Harvard Square Post Office is closing half an hour earlier everyday starting May 11.

Actually...

Important: False.

Breaking: False.

News: Undetermined.

Ann Powers, a spokesperson for the Boston district of USPS, called the shift "an economical decision." Apparently, there wasn't enough "foot traffic" during the weekday 6:00-6:30 timeslot for the Mount Auburn Street post office to remain open for that grueling half hour.