"I feel asleep...on the 86 bus and I missed Union Square. The next thing I knew the lights were off."

--Katherine A. Murphy '01

"When I was a sophomore in high school, I feel asleep with my head on my math book and it was stuck to my cheek."

-- Rob T. Dennis '02

"One time I feel asleep in the first row of class and George Will got mad and turned all red."

-- Lucas Arribas Layton '00