"Breaking up with your girlfriend. I just had a breakup and Valentine's Day was our anniversary. I'm single now.

--Isaiah J. Kacyvenski '00

"When you have no money and you have to buy a dozen roses."

--Jesse R. Elzinga '01

"Bitter people that bring Valentine's Day down for the rest of us. They're basically Valentine's Day grinches."

--Adeyemi K. Delbridge '00