BROWN AT HARVARD

Something that hasn’t happened between Brown and Harvard in a long time happened earlier this year.

No, the Bears didn’t end their 17-game losing streak to the Crimson.

That’s right. After years of begging, Brown’s deprived campus finally brought the Harvard Computer Society’s annual iteration of Datamatch to Providence.

As is usual in the Ivy League, though, Brown’s version completely blows. Not only is it limited to Brown students (we heard RISD is where it’s at in Providence) but more importantly, there’s no free food involved. Why anyone would bother to spend the better part of thirty minutes filling it out to not get free food baffles us.

Seventeen games in a row does as well.

Pick: Harvard

YALE AT DARTMOUTH

The top story of The Dartmouth is as follows—Domino’s to open Hanover franchise.

This would be a prime moment to take a shot at the Big Green. Traditional schools of thought would likely reach the conclusion that it’s a sad day when the biggest news in Hanover is the opening of a new Domino’s.

The truth of the matter, though, is that this might be the single greatest thing that’s happened to Dartmouth in a while.

This is not sarcasm.

Where else in America can you get two large two-topping pizzas for $5.99 delivered straight to your door? Nowhere, that’s where.

The only other big news in Hanover is that somehow the Big Green managed to get its first win in conference (after losing seven to start the season) by taking down none other than Princeton. For some reason, though, this was nowhere to be found on the pages of The Dartmouth. Just the Domino’s thing.

The publication has lost all respect from us as has their basketball program for the most part.