Dartmouth will be too busy looking at all the tall buildings to focus much on this one. Easy win for the Lions.
Pick: COLUMBIA
HARVARD V. CORNELL
Turn off your cell phones because there are no girlfriends allowed—Harvard is going to Ithaca. Yeah, there might be a game played at some point, but everyone knows that’s not what the Cornell trip is all about. Just look at these reviews of the city’s nightlife from local students: “Bars close at 1 a.m., so that sucks.” “I usually just hang out at my friends’ places on weekends.” “It’s cold in Ithaca, and I don’t have the patience to bear through the inclement weather to go out partying.” The Cornell trip makes The Wolf of Wall Street look like Daddy Day Care.
Pick: HARVARD
—Staff writer Andrew Mooney can be reached at mooney@college.harvard.edu.