A Dash of Insanity
Just Kickback, Harvard
Generally, there are two types of parties at Harvard: parties that are intense and parties that want to be intense. The problem is that the latter suck and the former don’t exist.
You’re Not Special
For the past several months, I took time off from school to be at home in Southern California. While there, I tried something new for me but familiar to most in my community: I began a “bulking” routine.
Legacy’s Last Leg
Legacy preference in admissions serves as a “tie-breaker” between qualified candidates, favoring students who are the children of alumni. Such a preference goes against the University’s commitment to diversity on campus. Therefore, we should abolish legacy.
Pooping in Lamont Library
This may seem like a pretty normal occurrence. As the time-honored literature on the subject has taught us, everyone poops. But this bathroom trip has been anything but normal these past few years. That’s because every time I go into Lamont’s third-story men’s bathroom, I make note of how astonishingly, consistently, and improbably clean it is. In fact, it’s the most consistently immaculate bathroom I have ever seen.
