For its part, Cornell has about two and a quarter players who can score on its roster. Brown, meanwhile, takes the award for the worst combined shooting form amongst its starters. This one will be a nail biter for sure.

Pick: Cornell

DARTMOUTH at PRINCETON

Last week, we mentioned that in what was likely a defining moment for the Dartmouth community, a Domino’s was set to open in Hanover.

Given that the Big Green is on the road though, and probably without its now steady diet of $5.99 large two-topping pizzas and cinnamon sticks, we’re going to have to give the home team a slight advantage.

Pick: Princeton

HARVARD at PENN

This one is just for pride at this point. Both teams have clinched the top two seeds in the conference tournament and, to be quite honest, there likely isn’t too much of a difference between Yale and any of the other teams duking it out for the four-seed these last two weeks.

But it matters just enough.

Last year, the Crimson rode a two-game losing streak into the inaugural conference tournament. Both came courtesy of the Killer P’s and both came on buzzer-beaters. While this may not be the final act of the conference season, this one matters.

This game will more than likely be the conference championship game and we’ll bet neither team wants to lose it.

Pick: Harvard

YALE at COLUMBIA

Behind Harvard and Penn, one of us thinks that these are probably the next best teams in the conference. Sure, Brown has played well and Princeton might just be unlucky, but of the bottom-feeding bunch, these are probably two teams that could beat any team in the conference on a given day. Unlike the Harvard-Penn game, this one does have playoff implications.

For its part, Yale has a guy with a cool name in Makai Mason. Columbia has a great marching band.

We take the band every time.

Pick: Columbia