Neha Mehrotra

Favorite Chris: Chris Brown

Favorite Drake: Sir Francis Drake (1540-1596), circumnavigating English privateer of the Elizabethan era

Second Favorite Chris: Chris Christie

Abby L. Noyes

Something most people don’t know about me: I’m Banksy.

Favorite hobbies: Destroying the system

If I had one wish…: I would change The Crimson’s quote review policy so I could take back what I said about being Banksy.

Tree A. Palmedo

Favorite summer jam: “In the Mood” by Glenn Miller

St. Vincent the musician or “St. Vincent” the 2014 comedy film?: Film by a long shot. Annie Clark sucks.

Favorite will: Shakespeare’s will

Alan R. Xie

My friends would describe me as: A nice guy

Film pitch: So there’s this guy. And he’s this cool, popular dude in a frat and on the school paper, so everybody likes him, you know? But he’s just so soft inside. I mean, just emotionally, he’s always one one-night stand away from breaking. But then he meets this guy, this guy named Jude, and they just connect, you know? It’s confusing at first for them both because they’re just so different. Jude’s this strong, tough—just really resilient in every way. Just the complete opposite of this frat bro. It’s a story about unexpected friendship, intangible lust, and a quadruple homicide. Starring Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen.

Most commonly felt emotion: Regret

 

—Destroyer of worlds Se-Ho B. Kim is neither hot nor a freshman; thus he is not included on this list. He can be reached at sehokim@thecrimson.com.