Satire V/Lampoon:
- It’s so cool we did this. And I enjoy the magazine, honestly. What do you think of the website?
- I chuckle at times.
- Thanks, Lampoonster. It means a lot that you high-brow humorists up in your fancy castle can appreciate some good ol’ plebeian satire.
- At times.
- I give up. You can go fuck yourself.
- ...
- Could we go in the castle next time?
Mountaineering Club/Actuarial Society:
- So there I am guys. Almost at the top of Kilimanjaro...
- Cha-ching.
- A region known for massive landslides...
- Cha-ching, Cha-ching!
- I hear a distant rumbling...
- Cha-ching, Cha-ching, Cha-ch--
- Steve! Every time?
- Sorry.
Queer Students and Allies/Outing Club:
- Listen, we don’t really appreciate what you do.
- What do you mean?
- Does outing really need it’s own club?
- We think so. It’s healthy.
- I mean, in the long run... maybe...
Veritas Financial Group/Random Acts of Kindness:
- So I put it all in bonds. The natural choice.
- Have a tulip!
- Thanks. So yeah, it grew to forty K by the next quarter.
- Let me get that drink.
- Thanks. We just diversify from there and we’re golden.
- Like sunshine!
The Harvard Undergraduate Drummers/The Review of Philosophy:
- (drums)
- Hmmm.
- (drums)
- But.. but why?
Pre-Med Society/Pets as Therapy:
- Oh my god, Leslie’s having a heart attack!
- Get the poodles!
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
