"Have you ever heard this elevator say ‘lobby’? It’s the most seductive thing ever."—at Wasserstein Hall, Law School

"Ladies, be on your game tonight. You might just meet your husband here."—at a final club

Woman to crane operator: "When will you guys be done?"

Crane operator: "Hopefully never. We need the work."—at the Fogg construction site

"They’re not making love. They’re fucking. She’s getting railed every night."—outside of Ramrod

"She’s total Harvard hoochie material."—in Adams Dhall