Dorm/House: Holworthy/Dunster

Concentration: Government

Hometown: Cambridge, Mass.

Ideal Date: September 16, 2010

What do you look for in a girl/guy: A tall, athletic build that will produce sturdy children.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Perusing craigslist casual encounters.

Your best pick-up line: I’m in a band!

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I’m in a band!

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Sometimes, I feel just like Bambi in that scene where he’s trying to stand up but he can’t because his adorable little legs can’t support his body weight.

Favorite childhood activity: Haberdashery, alchemy, tomfoolery.

Sexiest physical trait: There’s no flaw in Michelangelo’s David. My parents almost named me David.

Best part about Harvard: Primal Scream.

Worst part about Harvard: Primal Scream sober.

Describe yourself in 3 words: Nutritious, judicious, Alex.

In 15 minutes, you are: Living at Harvard.

In 15 years, you are: Living at home.