Dear Nikki,

I work at one of the libraries on campus part-time. Whenever there isn’t someone that needs to be helped, I usually check my e-mail, go on instant messenger, or search through the facebook, but I’m always worried that if my supervisor catches me surfing the web, I’ll lose my job. Do you think it’s okay to continue doing this anyway?

—Blameworthy en la Biblioteca

Reading period has simply not been the same since the launch of thefacebook.com. It’s all Mark Zuckerberg’s fault. It’s the “in” addiction. Everyone’s doing it. Plus, let’s be honest, who doesn’t check their e-mail at least 20 times a day? Or check the away messages of your 73 closest friends every couple of hours? Your cravings for these distractions are justified.

As for your job security, I do have to give you an unsatisfying answer: It depends.

My feeling in general is that people are okay with an occasional break online if you’re completing all of your tasks and remaining (relatively) attentive. (No porn, though, please.)

Also, it’s a college job, in a college library, so it’s not high-stakes. That said, watch out for your coworkers. They’re the ones who will report you…so, try to be only as lackadaisical as your peers.

If you really can’t stay away from the distractions, here are some keys to being discreet: always keep some sort of file open that you would otherwise technically be working on. This is crucial. And always maintain a serious face—even if the most ridiculous person just poked you on the facebook and your best friend’s away message reveals a humiliating walk of shame secret.

If you’re not the most stealthy procrastinator in the West, maybe consider other potential ways to pass the time while at work. Maybe reflect on your day. Contemplate the concept of power in Foucault. Try to think of all the things you could possibly do that would be fun over a Harvard weekend. Or try to think of fun questions for me!

Another thing to consider is whether you’re in a job and situation that makes you feel comfortable. Luckily, at Harvard, there’s a wide range of employment opportunities. If you aren’t completely comfortable with your job, think about asking around about others that are a little more laid back where you won’t feel like you’re trapped in a prison, constantly being watched with a surveillance camera—you’ll have lots of time post-graduation for that stuff.

Or maybe try another occupation that is a bit more hands-on. Just stay away from stripping. That’s too hands-on, though it certainly does bring in the cash (I don’t know from personal experience, of course.)

Assiduously,

Nikki

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