Associate Editorial Chair
This Sunday’s Grammy Awards will add a new stop on the red carpet: a checkpoint which will see that all straps are secure and enforce a new dress code which stipulates that necklines actually reach the neck.
Simon W. Vozick-Levinson '06
Associate Editorial Chair
A “study card flash mob” will create chaos as 700 students descend on Sumerian 200r, prompting widespread criticism of the administration for never considering any sort of “pre-registration” system.
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