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Predictions

The executives of The Crimson's editorial board put their slightly scuffed crystal ball to work.

Without a mandatory graduation age for the College, more and more graying, creepy students will refuse to leave the undergraduate dorms until Death claims them. Oh, wait—we already have resident tutors.

Stephen M. Marks ’06

Guest Predictor: News Editor

Upon hearing reports of a new fad in favor of grade inflation, Lecturer on the Study of Religion Brian C.W. Palmer ’86 will reverse course and start giving out all A’s in his classes. What?

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