Whoever he may be,
Will say we can afford no more
(It’s all because of me!)
As Grover put it, “starve the beast”
And government will drown.
The people hate a tax hike, so they’ll
Just bring welfare down.
Soon public education, too,
Will be upon the block.
Soon ev’ry sacred public trust
We’ll simply have to dock.
It wasn’t easy, wasn’t quick
To do what I have done;
It really was a splendid trick
To win what I have won.
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