CORNELL (7-12, 0-6)
Losing freshman Chris Vandenberg has made what already figured to be a long year even longer. The Big Red put a scare into the Bulldogs in its Ivy Opener, losing by just five, but will be hard-pressed to do much better than that. Best case scenario: they split with Dartmouth and avoid going winless. Hey, at least they have hockey.
MVP: When they win a game, then we’ll talk.
Grade: D-
Song: “Free Fallin’,” Tom Petty.