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M. Hoops Report Card: Yale, Princeton Making the Grade

Life of Brian

CORNELL (7-12, 0-6)

Losing freshman Chris Vandenberg has made what already figured to be a long year even longer. The Big Red put a scare into the Bulldogs in its Ivy Opener, losing by just five, but will be hard-pressed to do much better than that. Best case scenario: they split with Dartmouth and avoid going winless. Hey, at least they have hockey.

MVP: When they win a game, then we’ll talk.

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Grade: D-

Song: “Free Fallin’,” Tom Petty.

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