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To Beat Bush, Gore Should Emulate Blair

Remember, if worst comes to worst you can always get a secret service agent to pour liquor down young Al's throat and toss him out on the streets of the capitol. It will get you major sympathy points from both press and populace. I doubled Euan's allowance after he was fined 50 quid for being drunk in public.

Good luck Al! With any luck it'll be another friendly four years of intercontinental cruises.

Meredith B. Osborn '02, a Crimson executive, is a social studies concentrator in Leverett House.

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