After yet another lopsided win that year, even The Crimson complained: "The annual victory of the Crimson over the Lampoons took place yesterday as scheduled. This sort of thing is becoming monotonous."
But hope springs eternal, and the new president of the Lampoon, sophomore Steve Hely, says that after decades of humiliation, this could be the year.
"I guarantee a victory," an ebullient Hely boasted to The Crimson earlier
this week.
And the scrappy Lampoon team, according to sources inside the magazine's impregnable Bow Street fortress, has been preparing for the showdown for weeks.
While still tentative, the Lampoon's starting line-up is reported to include Hely on the mound, renowned baserunner Danny "Fingers" Chun at
first and retired Lampoon president Matt "Six-Pack" Warburton as
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