Martha Stewart Living: The likely Democratic candidate for the Senate once said of her career choice, "I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas." Why not give her more time to do so after the election? Paid for by Friends of Giuliani.
And this one was spotted on the side of a milk carton last week:
Have you seen this man? Missing: Alan L. Keyes, age 49, Republican candidate for president. Last seen in New Hampshire. Reportedly still in presidential race. If spotted, call the Washington Post.
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Noelle Eckley '00 is an environmental science and public policy concentrator in Dunster House. Her column appears on alternate Thursdays.